Review: OhMiBod Remote App and blueMotion Vibrator - Vibrators |  August 2022

Review: OhMiBod Remote App and blueMotion Vibrator – Vibrators | August 2022

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Source: OhMiBod

To take away:

The product: OhMiBod remote app and blueMotion vibrator

The verdict: (out of five)

Let me start by saying that I am not a sex toy reviewer. I am an average 30 year old married woman with small children who has an assortment of sex toys that come out to be used when all the stars align. I like to think I’m a little adventurous in the bedroom, but I often read things or hear things that make me feel pretty “vanilla”. So when Kinkly approached me to review a sex toy. I thought, why moi? Then it occurred to me: I’m the average consumer of sex toys. So why not moi?

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My adventure into the sex toy reviews foray started faster than expected when the package arrived at my doorstep. I was expecting something else and it completely made me think it could be my OhMiBod blueMotion vibrator. So, I eagerly opened the package with my 7 year old (who is a fairly proficient reader) standing next to me. Fortunately, the packaging, while very trendy and clean, is also very discreet. After convincing my daughter she wasn’t interested in the box, I quickly put it away for later.

The product

The OhMiBod blueMotion vibrator is really very cool. It includes a slim wearable vibrator that is controlled via Bluetooth using OhMiBod’s remote app on your smartphone. (It’s free, but if you want to please your partner over the internet, you’ll need to make an in-app purchase of $4.95.) It has four preset vibration patterns to choose from, which are controlled on the vibrator itself. even (without smartphone). The app is compatible with iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches and Android. The vibrator also comes with a lace thong with a pocket for the vibrator to fit, an intimacy pouch and a USB charging cable. The vibrator is phthalate-free and rechargeable. If you’re still not sure what this little gadget does, just imagine your partner controlling every sound of your vibrator, while looking like they’re just checking their phone! Discreet, fun and so sexy!

My experience

In fact, my life isn’t too exciting because the only options I could find to try out my new toy in public were at the family’s Mother’s Day brunch or at my kids’ football. I decided that these might not be the best options. I couldn’t wait to try it, so we took it out one night at home. My experience started when my husband accidentally triggered this powerful little vibration at full speed while I was brushing my teeth. The result? A high-pitched scream and toothpaste everywhere. Fortunately, this product is very intuitive and we quickly got the hang of it. Even so, a home trial is a must!

I was a little concerned about the included blue lace thong, but have to say I was pleasantly surprised. There’s a lot of stretch in underwear, so when they say “one size fits all” on the packaging, they’re telling the truth. I’m a size 8 and they fit fine, but I could easily see them fitting people shorter and taller than me. They also look quite sexy and are made of very nice material. I could even wear them without the vibrator!

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The vibrator itself fits very easily and perfectly into the pouch of the thong and once you know where the On button is, it’s easy to turn it on, off or set it to different modes. I walked around with the vibrator in my underwear a lot to see how it felt and you certainly do, but it’s by no means uncomfortable. In fact, more the opposite: the little nub on top of the vibrator started rubbing in just the right place and I even started to like walking around without any vibration. If you go out and plan to use this, I suggest using the privacy pouch to take the vibrator out of your bag and slip it on when you’re ready for action.

After our false start, we started the vibrator…at a much slower speed. The application offers many options to the person in charge, including:

  • Different rhythmic patterns
  • The possibility of creating different vibrations by pressing on the screen of the smartphone
  • The ability to create unique vibrations by shaking the phone back and forth to adjust the intensity
  • The ability to use voice or other surrounding noises/music to control the vibrator
  • Four continuous rhythm settings that can be controlled by pressing a button on the vibrator

All of the different rhythms felt good, but my favorite was the Touch and Voice settings, as these allowed certain periods without vibration depending on how the person in control was using the app. I happen to be more of a regular beat. Luckily, there are so many options that everyone is bound to find the beats they like.

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As for the intensity of the vibrations, they can be controlled using the phone’s volume buttons. With my phone, any volume below 50% resulted in no vibration. At 50 percent, the vibrations are relatively quiet, but you would need some ambient noise to keep your little secret secret. Sure, it didn’t take long for me to want more, but once you turn the volume up more than 50%, you really want to be somewhere with some background noise. That said, with the extra noise certainly comes the extra power. In fact, the vibrator is surprisingly powerful for its size. I don’t think I could orgasm just from using it, but it sure had the power to take me to a place that, had we been in public, I would have quickly needed to find some ‘privacy.

We tested the range of Bluetooth controls and found that we started having issues when the distance between the vibrator and the smartphone controlling it exceeded 12 feet. By 17 feet, both aircraft lost their connection. The instructions say the device has a range of about 15-20 feet, which seems to be consistent with our testing. That said, OhMiBod’s recent Indiegogo campaign aims to eliminate this problem by adding Wi-Fi functionality to the app, which would make it possible to please your partner even when there are miles and miles between you. (Long-distance couples should consider skipping just to get their own device!)

The vibrator arrived charged which was very handy, although in my rush to get off I completely forgot to turn it off which drained the battery. When I plugged it in to charge, it only took a few hours to fully charge.

The hights

  • Discreet packaging and portability
  • Large selection of different rhythms and speeds
  • Easy to use – both the app and the vibrator
  • Comes with a pretty lace thong
  • Made from body-safe materials
  • The app can be used to control a range of OhMiBod products (all except the Lovelife and Club Vibe line)
  • Rechargeable

The socks

  • Noise level at higher speeds

The verdict

I really enjoyed this vibrator and can’t wait to try it again somewhere a little more public. I would recommend it to anyone looking to add spice to a night out. It might even be a fun way to solo on the way to the chamber. The OhMiBod blueMotion vibrator and app has only one big downside: so far, the only way to get your hands on one is to donate to the Indiegogo campaign. Here’s a secret though, the donation amount required is less than the vibrator’s retail cost, so get one fast before the campaign ends and you have to pay top dollar! Overall, I give it four out of five hearts.


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