Sex Machings - 6 things you need to know - Vibrators |  August 2022

Sex Machings – 6 things you need to know – Vibrators | August 2022

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To take away: Sex machines are a lesser-known corner of the sex toy world, which people love for their power and performance.

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Even if you have a few sex toys in your collection, chances are you haven’t – and never considered – owning a sex machine. They are, in fact, a bit of a niche product in the sex toy industry. They’re very powerful and can be extremely enjoyable, but they also tend to be chunky, unwieldy, and impossible to fit into your nightstand – or even under the bed (although there are exceptions!). learn more about this weird, wonderful, orgasm-inducing ride’ >
The sybian sex machine was born in 1983 and entered the market in 1987.

That said, a lot of the much older sex toys had a real sex machine flavor to them & hellip; just maybe not in a good way.


This steam-powered sex toy was called ‘The Manipulator’ and originated in 1891

Obviously, the desire to mimic the thrusting motion of penetrative sex – and deliver plenty of power – goes back a long way. (And here you thought the internet was what made the world a kinkier place!) While sex machines certainly aren’t a huge segment of the sex toy market, they do have a serious fan base, and at the Over the years, a number of other sex machine contenders have hit the market, including Motorbunny and The Cowgirl.

People have even fashioned their own high-powered sex machines. (We’re a creative and resourceful species, y’all!) These toys often involve a drill or power tool fitted with a dildo attachment. Sex machines have also remained very popular in porn (continue on Google), keeping the fantasy alive.


It’s called a “kissing saw” and, yes, it’s a real thing.


They are powerful

Did we mention that sex machines are really powerful ‘>G-spot stimulation and need a thrusting motion – a hard thrusting motion – to get there. Most sex machines can deliver over 100 strokes per minute – if not more – and keep going for as long as you need. For people who love squirting orgasms – or want to experience them – this is just the kind of stimulation that’s likely to get you there. In fact, many people find that once warmed up, the G-spot can take a lot of pressure and that level of intensity can feel really good.

For people who love squirting orgasms – or want to experience them – a sex machine is exactly the kind of stimulation that is likely to get you there.

They are big & hellip; Or most of them

For all their power, sex machines tend to be big, bulky devices. They look like ugly beanbags and – thanks to their powerful motors – tend to look like, well, Machines. In other words, you won’t be able to hide your mechanical masturbation from your roommates & hellip; or maybe even your neighbors. Depending on the size of your dig, storage can also be an issue.

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That said, there are a few exceptions. Velvet Co, for example, makes hand-held, thrusting sex machines that deliver 140 thrusts per minute but can fit in a box or bedside drawer with your other sex toys.


the Jackie Velvet Thruster is a portable sex toy with major power that you can hold in your hand.

They are expensive

One of the reasons why even your most HIV-positive friends probably don’t own a sex machine is that most of them cost, say, a month’s rent. Seriously. Rideable sex machines tend to cost at least $1,000. And while we’re all for investing in your sexual pleasure, that kind of investment is a level of luxury that few masturbators can afford. If you think sex machines are your jam, maybe this is something to aspire to. In the meantime, you can always look for a cheaper option, like Velvet Co’s hand-held sex toys, which cost around $200.

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They can be & hellip; Annoying

If you read reviews of usable sex machines online, like this one or this one, you will find that these machines can be quite troublesome. That’s not to say they’re not fun, but riding a dick without anyone attached has a bit of a learning curve. (Where do you put your hands? How do you control the depth of penetration?) This is because most sex machines tend to require you to position your body in relation to the toy, rather than the other way around. If riding a toy isn’t your thing, or you want a bit more flexibility, one of the newer portable sex machines might be more your style, especially if it has a flexible shaft, which can make holding and getting the right angle much more comfortable.

Riding a dick with no one attached to it has some learning curve.

They are over-engineered

Many sex toys made in recent years are designed to be small, discreet and quiet. Not sex machines. They’re loud and proud and – much like a lot of electronics from the 1980s – they’re built to last. (Or, you know, the other way around.) It’s partly a side effect of trying to build a super powerful motor; the more potent it is, the less likely your masturbation sessions are to maximize it. In other words, because these toys pride themselves on having more power than most people would ever need (or handle), they’re better able to withstand the task you throw at them. How’s that for an endorsement?

Sex machines aren’t for everyone, but if you’re in power, they’re definitely worth considering. Every make and model is a little different, but no matter which one you choose, there’s one thing we can say for sure: you’re ready for a ride.

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